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Video Preview: Chainsaw Mod
Game News | 12/4/2006 | 6:50 PST - David Shipley
There's an AvP2 mod coming out that's literally gonna be chainsawesome.
They have the YouTube
video to prove it:
Chainsaw's just one of the real-life weapons in this mod by
Doom Killer X
and Nalesha. Sounds pretty cool. I'll keep you updated. Till
then, watch
the video.
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More Fan Art
PlanetAvP News
| 12/4/2006 | 3:14 PST - David Shipley
That's how it goes; you post fan art, you
get fan art in return. I didn't even say, "Hey man,
send your own?" I just get 'em. I get a kick outta' that!
Big thanks to Olaf Brunson, Tyler Wassgren, Ravager, and Mark
English. They're great - check out their stuff in the Fan
Art section.
Hey man, send your
own? Thanks, man.
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Action Figure Video by Dancing Predator Dude
Other News | 12/4/2006 | 3:12 PST - David Shipley
That dude is Mark English - the one who did the dancing
Predator video. He wants us to see his other video AvP:
A Deadly Game, which uses action figures and live-action.
Man, I wish I was that into AvP; I'd like doing Planet AvP more. Most pleasure I get is when I make an ass out of myself
on the front page (oh, and yeah, and when I count my money).
Anyway, it's called AvP: A Deadly Game. It's great - you
should check it out. If not, watch
his other videos.
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--Sunday, December 3, 2006 |
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Chris, Roberto, Honey? Fan Art
PlanetAvP News
| 12/3/2006 | 18:59 PST - David Shipley
Chris Beaver and Roberto Huerta. When I think Roberto, I think
Roberto Mussolini. When I think Beaver, I think whip-cream.
But when I put 'em both together, I think something totally
not lacking in awesomeness - fan
art!
See, 'cause they're artists.
Yeah, daddy like. Where can I find more? In the Fan
Art section, my man, in the Fan
Art section. And more coming.
Note: Yeah, I realize now it's "Benito"
Mussolini; by the time I figured it out, I already wrote everything.
Now go screw yourself.
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YouTube: Predator Has Sick Dancing Skills
Other News | 12/3/2006 | 0:01 PST - David Shipley
Man, look at
this guy - he's dancing with that ridiculous Predator mask
on everywhere from a video store, to a laundromat, to a garbage
dump! It's nuts. And
so worth your time. Thanks to Leyna Pelli for mailing this
oldie, but goodie (made back in July).
More news later. I'm going out to see the new Bond flick--just
came out in Indonesia. I'll tell you if it sucked or not, and
where Bond Predator would've been that much more awesome.
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--Saturday, December 2, 2006 |
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Aliens: Extermination Section Online
PlanetAvP News
| 12/2/2006 | 19:45 PST - David Shipley
Yo, finally enough info for an Aliens:
Extermination section. Y'know -- the Aliens arcade machine
that hit malls across the country. You can find
out all about it here and see
all you want here. All thanks to staff dudes Whitney O'Meara
and Chris Beaver (for the graphics).
"The
game takes place after the events of the Aliens and pits
you, a battle-hardened Colonial Marine, against some extremely
deadly foes. In the game, you travel back to LV-426 to mop
up what Ripley and her pals left behind, but unexpected
things occur and a simple clean-up operation turns into
a fight for survival.
"Whether you go it alone or team up with a friend, head
to your local arcade, grab a pulse rifle and kick some xenomorphic
ass!"
Fantastic. I asked Gareth to re-do our AvP2 movie section, too,
so look out, Monday. Till then, check
out this section.
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Alien PC Mod Photo
Merchandise News | 12/2/2006 | 19:44 PST - David Shipley
Some guy on the Forums pointed
this out after giving high praise to our top-notch Alien-Britney
photo. *Ahem* It looks like a computer turned into an Alien
head - which
is exactly what it is.
It's things like these that make you wanna get interested
in computer hardware, y'know? Just a jacked-up Nintendo to me
right now (that doesn't do the sh** I tell it to).
Anyway, the photo was taken at something called Euskal Encounter
2006 - check it out.
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YouTube: Alien, Predator Statues Galore
Merchandise News | 12/2/2006 | 19:44 PST - David Shipley
Some dude turned his living room into his own personal Alien/Predator/other
stuff museum. Awesome! I wonder if I could spend a night;
too bad I don't know where he lives (probably good for him).
Man, they're big, too. You should check
his video on YouTube. Thanks to to miniman for the tip.
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Britney Spears: Unmasked
PlanetAvP News
| 12/2/2006 | 0:48 PST - David Shipley
Britney Spears likes to flash her nasty
tuna bowl every single chance she gets. Puke. Why the hell,
Britney? Why drop 'sweet teen idol' from your routine and add 'fat-ass, dirty-ass, broken-down penny piece'? You're out
of this world.
Hey, really out of this world:
Holy disappointment, I should've known Britney was an Alien!
Remember the original script for Alien--the Alien kills Ripley,
then copies her voice to get back to Earth? That's what happened.
The real Britney's dead--lying in some dumpster somewhere. Fake
Britney's livin' it up big time.
Hey, check out her full
(censored) photo. Thanks to Ironman for the Photoshop job.
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--Friday, December 1, 2006 |
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--Thursday, November 30, 2006 |
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Harry Potter vs. Predator
Other News | 11/30/2006 | 15:42 PST - David Shipley
Yeah, it had to happen sometime. Someone put up a Harry
Potter vs. Predator video up on YouTube. It has some slick
editing, but there's one thing stopping me from, y'know, ever
liking it.
It's Harry Potter. Wait, lemme take a sip
of Haterade before I get into it.
I hate Harry Potter with
a passion. I don't want him walking my earth. I don't want him
breathing my air. I hate his rat-like face. I really hope
that writer-chick does kill him in the last movie, 'cause for
all I care, it's just one less sh*t pile to clean up.
So yeah, man, watch
the video. Thanks, inoskatcho.
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New Age Alien - Toy Review
Merchandise News | 11/30/2006 | 4:12 PST - David Shipley
Holy gay. Is that right? I swear to God, I've never seen anything
more...friendly in my life. Is this for real?
Damn, he had to make this sh** harder than it had to be. ...Okay,
lemme spell it out for you; homosexual twins.
Now that's over with, we can get down to something real. These
photos are from a toy
review of an Alien Warrior action figure by Hot Toys. Yeah,
it's new - figure and review. Check
it out. Thanks to Chemance for the tip.
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--Wednesday, November 29, 2006 |
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Aliens: Extermination Arcade Machine - Info Page
Game News | 11/29/2006 | 21:05 PST - David Shipley
Yeah, remember that thing--came out earlier this year, and fans
took photos
of it at malls. Now Global VR, the company that made it,
has a pretty
elaborate page out...elaborating.
"It’s been years since the Colonial Marines left planet LV-426 and the Alien population behind. It’s time to go back to finish off the Alien monsters…and more!
"The world seems familiar, but the scenario is not. Since the Marine’s last visit, the 'Wheland Yutan Corporation', reprogrammed an army of synthetic humans to stop anything from getting in the way from the Company’s development of their deadly Bio Weapons. It’s not as simple as just killing Mother Alien any more. "
More info and screenies at Global VR's Aliens:
Extermination page. Thanks to Carlos Escobar for the tip.
Note: I wish my name was Carlos Escobar. Being
mixed, I look a lot more "Carlos Escobar" than "David
Shipley." When I go to America, I think I'll change my
name to Carlos and marry an overweight Cuban girl named Escobar.
'Cause for winter, I can wear her thighs for earmuffs.
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YouTube: Dateline vs. The Predator
Other News | 11/29/2006 | 18:22 PST - David Shipley
When someone says "Predator," do you think alien hunter
race or Michael Jackson? Right, the alien. Too bad Dateline
NBC fudged it up big time one episode, and it was
posted
on YouTube.
That's Chris Hansen of NBC. Why couldn't he be the reporter dude on the
APC to die of a heart embolism during OIF?
Hey, watch
the video. Thanks, hankpink.
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--Tuesday, November 28, 2006 |
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Actress in AvP2 Movie Nominated for Ind. Spirit Award
Movie News | 11/28/2006 | 15:41 PST - David Shipley
Hey, Shareeka Epps' been nominated for Best
Female Lead for the movie Half-Nelson. By the Oscars?
Nah, man, Independent Spirit Awards. You can totally dig that,
because indy films are like David versus the Hollywood Goliath.
Self-expression above professional slickness, seriously.
She's not model material, but I'd--hey, what's Half-Nelson
about? School and hard drugs. Okay. Then I'd totally hit it
with her and snort the blow off her ass; worry about my heart
exploding, y'know, like later.
Come on, check
out her nomination. Thanks to jkmor2020 and Google
for the tip.
Note: Shareeka plays "Kendra" in
the upcoming AvP2 film.
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AvP Encyclopedia's Back
Other News | 11/28/2006 | 18:16 PST - David Shipley
Remember the AvP Encyclopedia?
Yeah, like N'Sync, it was a big hit back in the '90s. Used to
be prime real estate for AvP fans before game, movie, or
anything came out.
'I Want You Back' - AvP Encyclopedia
See, while N'Sync was lacking in awesomeness, or just the
plain ability to be cool, AvP
Encyclopedia is the epitome of Awesocool (like the soda).
Update: Wanna help out? They're looking for
staff. If you're an AvP genius, submit
your skills. If you're a site design genius, they're looking
for that, too.
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ALP Web Comic Meets Mr. Bean
Other News | 11/28/2006 | 16:39 PST - David Shipley
I think that's where they got it, the plot. But I live in Asia,
where Mr. Bean (and Cliff Richard) were huge. Only Mr. Bean's
getting old, and I'm pretty sure Cliff is gay.
I'm talking about today's Alien
Loves Predator, which is probably more Thanksgiving than
Mr. Bean, man. Find
out for me.
Note: Don't laugh, man, but my middle name's
"Richard," because mom was Cliff's biggest fan.
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Alien Rock
Other News | 11/28/2006 | 2:17 PST - David Shipley
There is no doubt Aliens can still rock it with the best. With
a decent guitar, I've seen them jam to some pretty badass tunes.
Least
one of them did.
Queen: I'm just a poor boy; nobody loves
me...
Aliens: He's just a poor boy! From a
poor family!
Aww, this band is the motherf***in' jam, man! Hey, if you guys ever go punk and need a screamer, gimme a call, okay? Okay, yeah!
Thanks to Pseudo Hero for his figure
photos, which he modded with some figure guitars. Check
it out (total: four photos).
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Halloween Night: Alien vs. Bartender
Other News | 11/28/2006 | 2:16 PST - David Shipley
"Anonymous" sent this in - photo of a bartender going
at it with an Alien. Thanks, anonymous. Y'know, I can play anonymous,
too; I get to say all sorts of cool stuff anonymously.
Let's see. Earring? Check. Cheap lipstick? Check. Girly stick-arms?
Check.
"Like, oh my gawd! Don't make me take off my pants and
slap your face with my schlong, you thilly Alien."
See, I didn't say that.
Got your own crazy photos? Send them to [email protected].
Note: "Anonymous" is actually a friend
of mine. He was being a little bitch today, so I gave him a
little roundhouse-kick on Planet AvP.
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